The forbidden Snus

He was sweating and barely awake. His eyes turned left to his little table in the corner of the room. There he saw his can of Nick & Johnny, lying peacefully on the wooden table. It was a bad dream. In his dream he saw a massive amount of Snus-Cans behind bars! Some people decided to prohibit the consumption of Snus!!! All snusers have been arrested and had to give them their smokeless tobacco to be free. The police looked for it everywhere and took it to this dark place where it shall be destroyed by fire. Suddenly his door was kicked by an officer and he pushed him at the wall and yelled: "Where do you hide your Snus???" But he was not able to speak a word. The Policeman took out his truncheon and yelled again: "Tell me you bastard! Or I’ll show you my own way to find it!" He raised his truncheon and the poor guy already felt the pain in his face but...a light came across the room and we waked up! Now he's sitting on his kitchen table, he smiles and takes his can out of the pocket, placing a portion of Nick & Johnny. "Weird dream!" he thinks. But he's sure now that the one thing worth enjoying is his Snus. He was just afraid to loose it in a way.

By S Schwarz

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